Rabu, 26 Juni 2013

Fw: Alasan dirawat di RSJ

Alasan dirawat di RSJ

Beberapa hari yang lalu, teman saya berkunjung untuk menjenguk kerabat di RSJ. Seorang dokter menghampiri teman saya itu dan mereka ngobrol-ngobrol tentang segala hal, mulai dari bagaimana penanganan pasien sampai ke masalah-masalah umum dalam hidup.
Iseng2 teman saya bertanya kepada dokter itu,"Dok, gimana sih caranya dokter ngetest pasien-pasien dokter itu masih gila atau sudah waras ?"
"Oh mudah saja, kami mengisi bathtub sampai penuh, lalu kami memberikan ke orang itu :
- Sendok Teh
- Gelas
- Gayung
Lalu kita minta dia untuk mengosongkan Bathtub", jawab si Dokter.
"Ooooh... kalo gitu saya pasti milih gayung, soalnya itu paling gede", kata teman saya.
Terjadi keheningan sejenak..... ......... ...Lalu sang Dokter berkata, "Tidak, kalo orang itu sudah normal, dia akan cabut aja penyumbat Bathtub nya...
.....Ngomong- ngomong, kamu mau pilih tempat tidur di dekat jendela atau tidak?".. Krn Kamu hrs dirawat .... JUJUR AJA, KAMU BARUSAN PILIH GAYUNG JUGA KAN???










 

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Minggu, 25 Maret 2012

Jamu Kuat Pak Kumis

Jamu Kuat identik dengan Keperkasaan seorang pria. Memilih jamu kuat memang agak sulit-sulit mudah. Jamu Kuat mana yang cocok bagi kita, Jamu Kuat mana yang tidak membuat kita kecanduan, Jamu Kuat mana yang tidak mempunyai efek samping, pertanyaan-pertanyaan tersebut yang banyak muncul dalam diri kita. Apakah Jamu Kuat aman untuk kita, apakah Jamu Kuat memang benar-benar memberikan kekuatan pada seorang laki-laki, juga salah satu keraguan yang sering muncul dalam benak setiap pengguna jamu kuat maupun konsumen Obat Kuat.

Apa sebenarnya fungsi Jamu Kuat bagi laki-laki, dan bagaimana efek yang ditimbulkannya menjadikan inspirasi bagi produsen jamu kuat dalam meracik jamu kuat. Dalam kesempatan kali ini kami perkenalkan salah satu jamu kuat produk kami yakni Produk Jamu Kuat Pak Kumis.

Produk Jamu Kuat Pak Kumis, merupakan produk jamu kuat yang diracik dari bahan-bahan alami yang kasiatnya benar-benar dapat dirasakan. Bukan suatu isapan jempol jika jamu kuat Pak Kumis merupakan jamu kuat yang dapat digunakan untuk terapi ejakulasi dini, atau terapi bagi pria yang mengalami gangguan ejakulasi. Jamu Pak Kumis sudah banyak beredar dikota-kota besar di jawa maupun luar jawa. Harga bervariatif tergantung iklim transportasi di masing-masing daerah.

Jamu Kuat Pak Kumis biasa disebut Jamu Kuat Ramuan Pak Kumis. Mengapa disebut jamu kuat ramuan Pak Kumis, hal ini dikarenakan pemilik, peracik jamu kuat ramuan Pak Kumis memiliki Kumis Tebal yang gagah. Jamu kuat Ramuan Pak Kumis dibuat dari rempah-rempah alami, sehingga tidak mempunyai efek samping kecanduan bagi peminumnya.

Manfaat Jamu Kuat Ramuan Pak Kumis :
Berguna bagi kaum pria, Meningkatkan daya tahan seks, Memberi kekuatan dan semangat baru, Menambah gairah libido, tenaga serta kepercayaan diri. Menguatkan Pinggang, Ginjal, Melancarkan air seni dan awet muda. Meningkatkan stamina masa dini agar kembali muda.

Jamu Kuat Ramuan Pak Kumis dapat dijadikan sebagai minuman terapi bagi penderita gangguan ejakulasi dini, hingga sembuh dan tidak menjadi kecanduan karena meminumnya.

Aturan Minum :
Minum satu botol sekaligus.
Sebelum tidur atau sesudah makan.

Untuk memberikan efek sebagai Obat Kuat dapat ikuti aturan minum seperti dibawah ini:
Minum satu botol sekaligus ± 45 menit sebelum berhubungan.

Rasakan Khasiatnya dan Keampuhannya.

Nb. Bila terlalu lama efek yang ditimbulkan saat berhubungan, minum air putih secukupnya.
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Selasa, 16 Februari 2010

Sex can be one of the most enjoyable parts of your life. It strengthens relationships and adds excitement.

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Restore your sex life,
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Erectile dysfunction (ED), sometimes referred to as impotence, is the inability for a sexually active male to obtain and sustain an erection for sexual purposes. In the past, this has been very embarrassing for men, and a source of anxiety for their partners, and, in fact, there has been very little diagnostic testing or treatment options available until very recently.

This problem affects at least 30 percent of all adult males, and 85 percent of the causes of ED are organic and due to an actual physical problem. In general, only 15 percent are of a severe nature, which is to say, the inability to obtain any type of erection whatsoever.

With the advent of the safe and effective oral medications Viagra (Sildenafil) and Cialis (Tadalafil), the entire evaluation and treatment process for ED has become revolutionized. Since 1998, the number of patients seen by physicians has doubled, and up to 75 percent of these patients will respond very well to Viagra. The remainder might need other treatment modalities, some of which include combinations with Viagra or Cialis. Any physician can prescribe Viagra and Cialis; however, being seen by a doctor is not necessary in order to try the medication and see if it works well for you. These medications are proven to be effective, and are safe enough to be taken by men who are taking other medications as well.

What are you waiting for? Restore your sex life to normal, or just give it a little extra kick. Millions of men use Viagra and Cialis today, improving their sex lives permanently. The boost to their confidence is undeniable, and their relationships are stronger and more intimate. Try it today to see if it's right for you.

Sex can be one of the most enjoyable parts of your life. It strengthens relationships and adds excitement.

Always be ready.

If you have a problem getting or keeping an erection, you are not alone. In fact, more than half of all men over forty have difficulties getting or maintaining an erection. This condition, called erectile dysfunction (ED), occurs with younger and older men as well, but there's a safe, effective and easy method of treatment: Viagra.

When the time is right, you'll always be ready.

       

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If a relaxing moment turns into the right moment, will you be ready? You can be with CIALIS.

Relax and take your time.

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With CIALIS you don't have to hurry if you dont want to and you don't have to schedule your love making. You and your partner can relax and take time to choose the moment that's right for you, whether it's right now, or later on. You've got time.

     

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Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 provides people at home or work with a comprehensive set of tools that help them gather and consolidate virtually any type of information, find what they are looking for quickly, and easily share information with others across geographical or organizational boundaries so they can deliver better results faster. Building upon Office Professional 2007, Ultimate 2007 includes core applications such as Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher, Access, and Outlook with Business Contact Manager,



The new look and feel of the 2007 Microsoft Office system automatically displays the menus and toolbars you need when you need them. View larger.

as well as powerful 2007 versions of Groove, OneNote, and InfoPath that make working from home a new experience. Ultimate also offers electronic forms, advanced information rights management and policy capabilities, and integrated enterprise content management.

Which edition of Office is right for you? View a comparison of Microsoft Office 2007 editions.



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Tasks are easy to follow up on because they are included on the new To-Do Bar and within Outlook reminders. You can also drag tasks onto your calendar. View larger.

 

You can customize the new information dashboard in Office Outlook 2007 with Business Contact Manager to display your sales pipeline. View larger.

 

Create, preview, and send personalized e-mail publications with Office Publisher 2007 using new E-Mail Merge. View larger.



With Access tracking templates, you can create databases and generate reports quickly. View larger.

 

Streamlined User Interface
Get better results in less time with Ultimate's streamlined user interface that helps you create documents faster, more easily, and more intuitively. Reduce the time and frustration of learning new software with commands that present the right tools when you need them. Improved picture, charting, and graphics tools let you produce better-looking documents, spreadsheets, and presentations and a large library of standard charts, quick formatting tools, and SmartArt diagrams make it easy to include rich and stunning visuals and charts.

Work Anywhere
Ultimate 2007 provides people who work from home with the familiar tools they may use at the office to efficiently create, gather, analyze, and share information. It also includes Groove, an innovative application that lets users create and customize Groove workspaces in minutes and invite colleagues, partners, and customers to join-- all with enhanced security and without requesting IT resources. Groove stores all your workspaces, tools, and data right on your computer so there's no need to connect to the corporate network to access information. You stay productive whether you're working in the office, at a customer site, on the road, or from home. This software also keeps copies of your workspaces and files, which are synchronized across your own computers, even if they are not online at the same time.

 



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Effortless Collaboration
Ultimate 2007 lets you collaborate easily with colleagues, partners, and customers--all with one program. There's no need to switch tools when you need to work with people outside your organization. In addition, increased support for Portable Document Format (PDF) and XML Paper Specification (XPS) file formats helps ensure broader distribution of your documents with others.

Manage Notes and Information
Ultimate 2007 includes OneNote, a digital notebook that provides a flexible way to gather notes and information, powerful search capabilities so users can find what they are looking for quickly, and easy to use, shared notebooks for teams to work together more effectively. It enables greater efficiency while mobile so you can gather and view notes and other information on a Smartphone or Pocket PC mobile device and sync it with your OneNote notebook on your portable computer. In addition, OneNote enables you to gather all needed content in one place, regardless of data format, further simplifying information exchange between colleagues.

Create and Manage Content
Ultimate 2007 provides tools that help you create and manage content more efficiently and effectively than ever before. Use audible and text alerts that notify you of specific changes to monitor document changes and gain greater visibility of the most up-to-date project information in Groove. The new Instant Search in Outlook helps you quickly find e-mail messages, while Excel makes it easier than ever to analyze data with powerful visualization options. You can also compile and track information from different sources in Access, allowing you to filter data when you need to. When it's time to analyze important data, Ultimate 2007 lets you visualize key data trends using conditional formatting, which includes improved data bars, more colorful gradients, and icons so you can format data based on specific rules and easily identify key data trends with visual cues.

 



Including charts in Office PowerPoint 2007 is easy. View larger.

Stay Organized
Outlook features a new To-Do Bar for organizing tasks, appointments and e-mail messages flagged for follow-up. You can also view tasks on the calendar alongside your appointments. Uncompleted tasks roll over to the next day and accumulate until completed. To help save time, take advantage of the preview feature, which lets you view proposed changes to your document while you're working on it without having to repeatedly search through layers of menus.

Improved Security
To help save time and protect your work, Ultimate 2007 helps you keep your e-mail more secure and reduce electronic junk mail. Outlook includes an enhanced junk e-mail filter to help reduce electronic spam and protect against potentially harmful attachments, and security enhancements to help prevent "phishing," a fraudulent e-mail attempt to trick you into providing financial or personal information. This allows you to spend less time troubleshooting problems, or scrambling to replace lost files or data, and more time enjoying a productive computing experience.

Product Description

Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 provides people at home or work with a comprehensive set of tools to collect and consolidate virtually any type of information, find what they are looking for quickly, and easily share information with others across geographical or organizational boundaries, so they can deliver better results faster. Microsoft Office Groove 2007 helps you and your team members to work together dynamically and effectively inside collaborative workspaces. Microsoft Office OneNote 2007 is a digital notebook that helps you manage the increasing amount of information you face every day by enabling you to gather, organize, and find your notes and information in one place, quickly and easily, so you can stay on top of everything and work more efficiently. What's included in Office Professional 2007 Access 2007 Accounting Express 2007 Excel 2007 InfoPath 2007 Groove 2007 OneNote 2007 Outlook 2007 with Business Contact Manager

Office Ultimate 2007

Office Ultimate 2007

Available languages versions:

Retail Price: $699.95
Our Price: $99.95
You Save: $600

Office Ultimate 2007

Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 provides people at home or work with a comprehensive set of tools that help them gather and consolidate virtually any type of information, find what they are looking for quickly, and easily share information with others across geographical or organizational boundaries so they can deliver better results faster. Building upon Office Professional 2007, Ultimate 2007 includes core applications such as Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher, Access, and Outlook with Business Contact Manager,



The new look and feel of the 2007 Microsoft Office system automatically displays the menus and toolbars you need when you need them. View larger.

as well as powerful 2007 versions of Groove, OneNote, and InfoPath that make working from home a new experience. Ultimate also offers electronic forms, advanced information rights management and policy capabilities, and integrated enterprise content management.

Which edition of Office is right for you? View a comparison of Microsoft Office 2007 editions.



Create workspaces and collaborate with ease with Office Groove 2007. View larger.



Tasks are easy to follow up on because they are included on the new To-Do Bar and within Outlook reminders. You can also drag tasks onto your calendar. View larger.

 

You can customize the new information dashboard in Office Outlook 2007 with Business Contact Manager to display your sales pipeline. View larger.

 

Create, preview, and send personalized e-mail publications with Office Publisher 2007 using new E-Mail Merge. View larger.



With Access tracking templates, you can create databases and generate reports quickly. View larger.

 

Streamlined User Interface
Get better results in less time with Ultimate's streamlined user interface that helps you create documents faster, more easily, and more intuitively. Reduce the time and frustration of learning new software with commands that present the right tools when you need them. Improved picture, charting, and graphics tools let you produce better-looking documents, spreadsheets, and presentations and a large library of standard charts, quick formatting tools, and SmartArt diagrams make it easy to include rich and stunning visuals and charts.

Work Anywhere
Ultimate 2007 provides people who work from home with the familiar tools they may use at the office to efficiently create, gather, analyze, and share information. It also includes Groove, an innovative application that lets users create and customize Groove workspaces in minutes and invite colleagues, partners, and customers to join-- all with enhanced security and without requesting IT resources. Groove stores all your workspaces, tools, and data right on your computer so there's no need to connect to the corporate network to access information. You stay productive whether you're working in the office, at a customer site, on the road, or from home. This software also keeps copies of your workspaces and files, which are synchronized across your own computers, even if they are not online at the same time.

 



Office Excel 2007 makes it easy to analyze data. View larger.

Effortless Collaboration
Ultimate 2007 lets you collaborate easily with colleagues, partners, and customers--all with one program. There's no need to switch tools when you need to work with people outside your organization. In addition, increased support for Portable Document Format (PDF) and XML Paper Specification (XPS) file formats helps ensure broader distribution of your documents with others.

Manage Notes and Information
Ultimate 2007 includes OneNote, a digital notebook that provides a flexible way to gather notes and information, powerful search capabilities so users can find what they are looking for quickly, and easy to use, shared notebooks for teams to work together more effectively. It enables greater efficiency while mobile so you can gather and view notes and other information on a Smartphone or Pocket PC mobile device and sync it with your OneNote notebook on your portable computer. In addition, OneNote enables you to gather all needed content in one place, regardless of data format, further simplifying information exchange between colleagues.

Create and Manage Content
Ultimate 2007 provides tools that help you create and manage content more efficiently and effectively than ever before. Use audible and text alerts that notify you of specific changes to monitor document changes and gain greater visibility of the most up-to-date project information in Groove. The new Instant Search in Outlook helps you quickly find e-mail messages, while Excel makes it easier than ever to analyze data with powerful visualization options. You can also compile and track information from different sources in Access, allowing you to filter data when you need to. When it's time to analyze important data, Ultimate 2007 lets you visualize key data trends using conditional formatting, which includes improved data bars, more colorful gradients, and icons so you can format data based on specific rules and easily identify key data trends with visual cues.

 



Including charts in Office PowerPoint 2007 is easy. View larger.

Stay Organized
Outlook features a new To-Do Bar for organizing tasks, appointments and e-mail messages flagged for follow-up. You can also view tasks on the calendar alongside your appointments. Uncompleted tasks roll over to the next day and accumulate until completed. To help save time, take advantage of the preview feature, which lets you view proposed changes to your document while you're working on it without having to repeatedly search through layers of menus.

Improved Security
To help save time and protect your work, Ultimate 2007 helps you keep your e-mail more secure and reduce electronic junk mail. Outlook includes an enhanced junk e-mail filter to help reduce electronic spam and protect against potentially harmful attachments, and security enhancements to help prevent "phishing," a fraudulent e-mail attempt to trick you into providing financial or personal information. This allows you to spend less time troubleshooting problems, or scrambling to replace lost files or data, and more time enjoying a productive computing experience.

Product Description

Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007 provides people at home or work with a comprehensive set of tools to collect and consolidate virtually any type of information, find what they are looking for quickly, and easily share information with others across geographical or organizational boundaries, so they can deliver better results faster. Microsoft Office Groove 2007 helps you and your team members to work together dynamically and effectively inside collaborative workspaces. Microsoft Office OneNote 2007 is a digital notebook that helps you manage the increasing amount of information you face every day by enabling you to gather, organize, and find your notes and information in one place, quickly and easily, so you can stay on top of everything and work more efficiently. What's included in Office Professional 2007 Access 2007 Accounting Express 2007 Excel 2007 InfoPath 2007 Groove 2007 OneNote 2007 Outlook 2007 with Business Contact Manager

Office Ultimate 2007

Office Ultimate 2007

Available languages versions:

Retail Price: $699.95
Our Price: $99.95
You Save: $600

 

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